|UT Capture the Flag
|To the person who requested this review, may I direct your attention to the following discussion: http://forums.beyondunreal.com/showthread.php?t=155741
I know who you are, and I hope you found it funny to request this. Because that's the only enjoyment anyone will ever get out of this map.
And now, onto the review...
Symptoms of CTF-Ad0n-w00t on your hard drive and what to do about it:
Allergies, Many allergies are caused by CTF-Ad0n-w00t infections. Tissue becomes inflamed and reactions to foods are the result when eosinophils (white blood cells) are increased due to them. Extreme skin rashes with blisters and food allergies or sensitivities may result.
Anemia, CTF-Ad0n-w00t leaches nutrients from bodies causing anemia. When they are present in large numbers, they can create enough blood loss to cause anemia or iron deficiency in some people.
Constipation, Some CTF-Ad0n-w00t can obstruct certain organs like the colon causing constipation, liver and the bile duct.
Diarrhea, Most of the time diarrhea is nature's way of removing toxins.
Fatigue, Symptoms include tiredness, flue-like symptoms, apathy, depression and a lack of concentration.
Gas and Stomach Bloating, Some CTF-Ad0n-w00t live in the upper intestine, which can cause both gas and stomach bloating.
Immune Dysfunction, CTF-Ad0n-w00t depresses the immune system by decreasing immunoglobulin A.
Nervousness, The waste products from CTF-Ad0n-w00t irritate the nervous system, resulting in anxiety and restlessness.
Other Signs of CTF-Ad0n-w00t in Children:
Blisters appear on the inside of the lower lip, wiping of the nose, restlessness and grinding of the teeth at night, dark circles under the eyes, hyperactive, bed wetting, headaches, sensitive to light, twitching eyelid, gum, rectum, or nose bleeding are signs they may have CTF-Ad0n-w00t.
There are many natural foods, herbal cleansing products, and essential oils that one can take to rid themselves of CTF-Ad0n-w00t. When taking herbal combinations, it is best taking them on an empty stomach. The best way to treat CTF-Ad0n-w00t infection is to detoxify using a nutritional rebuilding program that will restore balance and the immune system. Everyone infected with CTF-Ad0n-w00t is deficient in the essential nutrients. All essential vitamin and mineral supplements are necessary like Sea Power Plus.
CTF-Ad0n-w00t are a problem, it is very important to take larger doses of plant-derived nutrients due to deficiencies. Some CTF-Ad0n-w00t suck your vitamins and minerals directly out of the blood. Others absorb your nutrients through their outer skin layer. The nutrients need replacing on a daily basis.
High carbohydrate diet, low in protein, and high in alkaline has been found to make CTF-Ad0n-w00t infections worse. Sugar should also be avoided because CTF-Ad0n-w00t thrives on it and it is possible you could have candida. This candida or yeast infections create an environment in the colon that equals the environment needed for them to thrive. Foods that lower pH from high alkaline conditions in the colon are apple cider vinegar and cranberry juice.
Pumpkin seeds and onions mixed with soy milk is another remedy for CTF-Ad0n-w00t . Herbal combinations for blood fluke are milkweed, pennyroyal and black walnut. Herbal combinations for liver fluke are cloves, goldenrod and goldenseal root. Bitter melon is effective against pinCTF-Ad0n-w00t. Fasting on raw pineapples for three days helps with tapeCTF-Ad0n-w00t infestation.
Another remedy for prevention is mixing one or two teaspoons of apple cider vinegar in a glass of water. Alternatively, you can take one tablespoon daily of 1 part apple cider vinegar, 2 parts apple juice, 1 part apple brandy.
Constipation problems can be helped with friendly bacteria, cascara sagrada bark, chamomile tea, or elder flowers. Licorice added to herbal teas has a slight laxative action.
Liquid nutrients like Sea Power Plus will help clean and replace your vital nutrients. The OXY-MEGA oxygen supplement is more effective against CTF-Ad0n-w00t and cleaning the intestinal tract than herbs. High doses of herbs may make them retreat to the colon but to kill and eliminate the CTF-Ad0n-w00t you need to flush them out by colon irrigation and ozone.
One can save money and create your own herb formulas by buying herbs in bulk, capsules, and a capsule machine for filling the capsules. Mix the herbs equally and purchase high quality only. The book, The Breath of Life contains most all the herbs with anti-CTF-Ad0n-w00t properties and the herbal combinations for mixing.
If you read this far, then you deserve to hear a little about what's gone awry with this one. Walls are made out of sheets have no thickness Lighting is default ambient. The two flags are seperated by a giant lava pit. You cross the pit with kickers. The two upper side kickers will throw you acros to land on the edge of the kicker on the opposite side which means you're catapulted back toward the side you came from but only at half the speed so you plummet into the lava.
The two main kickers will propell you into the wall, or a tree on the other side. then you can grab the flag and kick back to your own side where you'll hit the wall at high velocity.
The last kicker kicks you up to the upper route (which leads to the two outer lava-plummeting kickers previsously mentioned. This center kicker will kick you in all different directions so it's only possible to get to the upper level if you approach it from one angle.
Bot count is too high. they flood the small flag area being knocked around by the center kicker like bad AI pinballs.
There are no weapons - just your trusty pistol.
The only seperation between the bases is simply the lava so both flags are within sight of each other the whole time.
And thus you understand the review.
08-29-2005 06:02 PM MDT
|First reason not to download: It has 'woot' in the title.
Second reason not to download: It is only 223k.
Third reason not to download: It has awful screenshots.
One word, Mr Mapper: Tutorials.
08-29-2005 07:24 PM MDT
|Ok I have to agree with Nytehawk with this one. This looks like a crude remake of another ctf map that was released here about 1 or 2 days ago. "ctf-allyourw00t" 2 platforms with flags and launch pads that send you flying to the other base. This one is the same idea but with a lava put insted of empty space. The upper launch pads don't always get you over the lava. You fall to your doom . Not a chance. You might as well have your head bitten off by a Blue eyes White Dragon!!!!
08-31-2005 08:53 PM MDT
|That is without a doubt the worst texturing job I've ever
seen. I assume this is a joke, comment, or something?
Edit: Why didn't you guys (guy) review the other recent
woot remake (allyourw00t) instead of this one?
08-29-2005 08:35 PM MDT
|The pics look amazing, talking about the worlds worst screen shots.
08-30-2005 12:37 AM MDT
|Well, it's quite impressive how you can make a [considering its age] graphically advanced game like UT look this horrible, isn't it? My first thought when I saw those screenies was, "Hey, it's Descent II!"
09-02-2005 10:17 AM MDT
|Sadly yet annother map that does not belong on nali city.
I'v spend my last days checking out some maps and find out what is "Good" and what is "Bad" for a custom map.
I'm sorry man but this fits in the "Bad" part.
awell that means annother chance.
It's never too late to improve.
08-30-2005 07:40 AM MDT
|Lol, I know it's bad ;p
I've made this map couple of months ago:p
ATM I'm busy with a much more nicer map! Hope you guys like that map :p
The map is called: CTF-Mardin
I like it myself :>
08-30-2005 09:18 AM MDT
|good luck on your next map spirit :)
08-31-2005 08:13 PM MDT
|Your tooooo positive cursed.
08-31-2005 10:11 PM MDT
|Spirit gives himself a 2.5, lol
|Gnome and Sapper
09-01-2005 03:21 AM MDT
|Arcadia, although your review was refreshingly funny, it said absolutely nothing about the map at all and you really carried the joke too far. Jokes are good for about a paragraph and then you move on.
Really though, despite the fact I asked you to write something funny, this is not really what I expected. Thanks for keeping me on my toes. I'll know better next time to expect the unexpected.
09-01-2005 04:59 PM MDT
|Review accordingly revised.
[Edit} To John Di Fool: I reviewed this one because someone requested it of me. I did not receive a request for the other - thus no review from me.
09-01-2005 09:07 PM MDT
|Someone kill me now.
I coudlnt tell exactly how bad it was, and I wanted to see how bad it could have possible been based on the review. That was a bad idea.
it takes about 5.5 seconds to cap the flag. Bot support is non existent. The map looks worse than the screenshots. The walls are paper thin. If you get too close, somoen will see you sticking out on the other side. There are no weapons. The jump pads are totally broken. the entire map appreas to be unlit.
09-02-2005 02:23 PM MDT
09-08-2005 02:36 PM MDT
|another example of an advanced example of CTF-SubstractACubeAndPlaceTwoFlags
09-08-2005 06:53 PM MDT
|I hate bad maps getting more comments than mine :P
09-09-2005 12:35 AM MDT
|Wesley "Boreas" van Dijk
09-10-2005 08:46 AM MDT
09-12-2005 10:35 AM MDT
|keep practesing,you'l get better if your serious,
now to the map
no weapons,no lighting,no architekture,no gameplay,no eyecandy,bad texturing,no sounds,no bothpathing
you have terrible brushwork,learn to work on the grids
10-29-2005 04:23 PM MDT
|Without a doubt has the worst screenshots imaginable.
(-5000000000 for bad screenshot, both are the same.)
10-29-2005 10:00 PM MDT
05-16-2006 06:55 AM MDT
|????? it works ?????
05-16-2006 10:26 AM MDT
|ahhhh my eyes !!
05-16-2006 11:28 AM MDT
|looks like ****
05-02-2008 05:32 PM MDT
05-04-2008 09:44 AM MDT
|Downloaded, Installed, Played, Deleted. Sorry mate but this map's sucks... even for w00t standarts... Needless to mention ExtremeW00t ;)