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BR-FindTheGheyBall 
Map Info


 
File Namebr-findthegheyball.zip
AuthorHourences
GametypeUT2k4 Bombing Run
Date Added04-01-2004
File Version0.01
File Size65 kb
Player Count0-255
Map Description--THIS IS VEWRSION 2 OF CTF IMGHEY
http://dynamic4.gamespy.com/~insite/map.php?id=39
REVIEWED 2 YEAR AGO AT INSITE--

THISLATEST MAP FROM ME FEAUTUREWZ REALLY COOL< THINGS

THE POINT FO THE GAME IS TO PLAY BR ~!
YOU DO THIS BY BY FIESR FINDING RTHE BALL, BUT THE CUBE IS 125000 UNITS BIGF AND GFULL OF BLACK FOG !! BUT THERE IS A BALL SOMEWHERE NONETHELESS!
ONCE YOU HAVE THE BALL YOU NEED TO SCORE ! THE GOLAL IS INSIDE THE SKYBOX< ITS YOUR CONCERN HOW TO GET THER~!

MAP HAS NO STATICMHES !!!!! ITS MEANT FOR HARDCORE CLAN PLAY
YET IT STILL LOOKS REALLY HIGH POLY AND TOP CLASS ! SOME OF YOU OLDSKOOL PEOPLE (UNFOTUNALLY BARELY ANYONE ANYMORE) MAY RECOGNISE THE NALI RABBIT FROM SUCH MODS AS OPERATION NA PALI CREDITS MAP !
ITS BACK !



I WANTRD TO ADD MANY MORE REALLY KEWL FEATURES BUT IT SEEMED THE ENGINE WAS PROTECTED AGAINST USE LIKE THIS :///////////////
SCREIPTS DIDNT WANNA START :\\\
BAD EPIC :|

HF GL m8's !!!!11

BTWE IT WORKS IN UT 2003 TOO !
Review Rating10
User Rating6.5
Overall Rating9.0

 
Review


ReviewerLuggageAwe Score: 3.0/3
Date04-01-2004Build Score: 3.0/3
Review SchemaCast Score: 3.0/3
User Point: -1
Overall Score: 9.0/10

I was blessed with the honor of being able to test out this map prior to its
release. But let's get right to the review!

When I first loaded BR-FindTheGHEYBall up in UT2004, I wasn't sure what to
expect... Then, a fragment of a millisecond after the game started, I became
aware that whatever I should have expected, this surpassed it by far.

How could I describe this masterpiece of a map? Well, how else than doing
the hokey pokey while madly screaming SEIZURESEIZURESEIZURESEIZURE!!!
This map is crazy. Unfortunally though, it crashes a good 10-20 seconds into
the map.

The textures and materials are genuious, the lighting is wonderful and the
fog greatly improves the gameplay of the map!
And if that weren't enough yet, the map also has incredible cool meshwork
featuring a giantic Egyptian pharao and an albino nalirabbit statue doing,
um, something.

And no this isn't one of those "impressive visuals, horrible gameplay" type
of maps. The gameplay rocks a lot in this map! It takes the dying
BombingRun gametype to the next level by adding new twists and turns.
Instead of rushing to the middle right after spawning as usual, you
first have to find it in this map! Briliant! BR is back straight away!

Most maps could only dream of those things, but not this map. This map does
it all!

Taking a look at the UEd side of things, this map is pure genius. I doubt
anyone else could have thought of a way to crash the game that is as neat as
this!

Get this map now! You won't regret!

It's great for Lowgrav Instagib too!

 
Map Comments


Obi-Wan
04-01-2004 10:28 AM EST
 
forget sae and aristocracy, this map is 1337 to the bone. great meshwork, slick use of sound, grade-a texturing, superb gameplay and flow... it's all there.... item placement and use of z-axis couldn't be more brilliant, and it runs as smooth as MJ(in his prime years)

Lord Heisher
04-01-2004 09:52 AM EST
 
More retail-standard work from Hourences. Definitely right up there with the best official BR maps IMO.

Amisa
04-01-2004 09:57 AM EST
 
Can't be able to rate it, perhaps with a virtual number ;-)

Frieza
04-01-2004 09:57 AM EST
 
This is definately the best we will ever see coming from Hourences!

krolizard
04-01-2004 10:18 AM EST
 
OMG! what a map!
Surely a must-have! better than Sae and Addien-dwy merged togeter!

Vertigo
04-02-2004 03:38 AM EST
 
mmmmmmmmmm April 1


heheh must be funny be TEH ADMIN and do weird thing to posts xDDDDDD

Aggressor
04-01-2004 11:42 AM EST
 
Woohoohoo now there's a huge rabbit! I mean, I always thought that rabbit in Doom ending sequence is ghey, but this one makes it look ghai3r still... Or whatever... Otherwise, damn good map - I can't imagine how Houry finds enough time do do all this quality work...

EDIT: though I have to say I still prefer DOM-Britney. BangOut rox!

Homeslice
04-01-2004 11:32 AM EST
 
Oh no, not again....

Koveras
04-01-2004 11:42 AM EST
Rating: 10 
I did it!
I found the ghey ball!

Player
04-01-2004 12:04 PM EST
 
Finally a map that's truely worthy of this site!

SuperApe
04-06-2004 12:14 PM EDT
 
I agree, Player.
I'd like to rate this map with a random number generator set to loop.

EDIT: Hey M.C. (Admin), now that's it not April Fool's Day anymore (April 6th), maybe we should let people on this page in about the wacky scores and comments. Maybe put April Fool's in place of the date. Or maybe just remove the April Fools Joke altogether? Just a suggestion.

Fuzzy Logic
04-01-2004 12:41 PM EST
Rating: 10 
Brings back memories. Like I saw all this back in the 60s...

Groovy.

mangan }swe{
04-01-2004 01:06 PM EST
Rating: 10 
im dissapointed because i didnt find teh ghey ball argh but that doesnt lower my score no unnecessary details or anything great lighting (if there were any)
and teh gameplay i mean like wow this is surely the best map ever done im really impressed i y he didnt sell this to epic games they would surely pay a forune for it the gameplay once again was great it ruled with my 5 fps

Rick6
04-01-2004 01:25 PM EST
 
now theres a map that surely will flow perfectly well in gameplay !!!!111
wondering on which team is the big rabbit playing
oh its a statue , damn epic and their lousy protections :((
k33p 0n th3 g0od worK =DDDdddd...

Clobyn
04-01-2004 01:58 PM EST
 
i nevar was muhc in too gheyrun or bobmgnrun or watevers yuo cal1 it but tiihs leval cunvur.. cofnerted... covnert... maed ti changche! I was liek OMG!!!!111 Thay stoelz mi balz! No raytign cuold do tihs graet map justisce!!!!!1111

Kyouryuu
04-01-2004 02:22 PM EST
 
OMG, like this map is SO cool! What mor do you want? U have a giant NALI RABBIT! Look at all of that dtail! There must be *10* hrs of work in that n like 10000++ polygons I think huhuhu!!!111111

Teh sniping spot from teh top of the BIORIFLE BLOB, ROFLOL it is really good place to snip but some ppl (LAMERZ!) will think you a camper so I dont think you should do that. :( I get call a camper a lot by LAMERZ who play dumb and ugly map like IronDiaper w/ *NO* detail atall but tehy are teh LAMEZ! n tehy dont deserve Horence talent!

I wuld giv it 11 stars becuz teh amps go to 11, but nalyciti do not, so I wil giv it 5/5 10 star A++ supar rating LOL!

Watch out u CBP ppl! Hournces is on da scene! ;D

...

Man, I just killed about 20 brain cells writing that. :)

Algus
04-01-2004 02:19 PM EST
Rating: 10 
FindTheGheyBall? Okay.
It's positively ghey!
I watched my FPS die
And then, so did I
But I rate it a 10, anyway.

cybersirius
04-01-2004 03:38 PM EST
Rating: 10 
Viva Hourences! (The Guy Behind DM-Rankin and ONS-Torlan)
Looks groovy!
A thousands lols for Hourences!
EDIT:
Ok tried it... and it crashed.
Lololololololololololololololololololololololol!
Things everywhere!
0/10 for the construction and 20/10 for the funny part!

SirTahngarth
04-01-2004 04:49 PM EST
Rating: 10 
I'm pretty sure this map is intended to satiate your april 1st map appetite. On the other hand, this map deserves a 10 anyway for the rabbit and the statue. ;)

Mister_Prophet
04-01-2004 05:29 PM EST
Rating: 10 
This map is better than sex

Lophead
04-01-2004 05:57 PM EST
Rating: 10 
Hourences, you've outdone yourself again. You can have your ghey and eat it too with this one. This map is total 0WNAGE And yeah, that's better than 'ownage' cause its all uppercase and shit. There's even a '3' for the 'E'. If you're not 1337 and don't understand, don't flip out - just know that this map is the shit (as in the good shit(that feels good (not the bad shit(that feels bad))))).

Totally k3wl r0x0r. I don't know why no one's hired you yet.

darth_weasel
04-03-2004 12:29 AM EST
Rating: 10 
=)

Bot40
04-01-2004 06:44 PM EST
Rating: 10 


Sicko Teddy
04-01-2004 07:48 PM EST
 
People, I don't understand!! Are you serious about giving it a 10 or you making fun of it in a way of how terrible that map is...
screenchot is realy ghey,people keep saying of a superb gameplay, all of a sudden they say it crash...
CONFUSING..
What is wrong with Hournece?? is he on drugs or what... I don't get it *?*?*?*

EDIT-
DEAM you people!!!! I know it is APRIL 1, But i could not EVER EXPECT THAT TO BE AROUND HERE AT NC TOO!!! AAAAAH HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!
I'ts like a madhouse.... the flying plates+ lagging graphics , and a time bomb (crash after 20 seconds....) with ghey sounds... and a huge bunny ...
a featured map that reflect what drugs can do to you
also filefront give me that APRIL1 thing of NOT OPENING UP... only one mirror worked .....
HEEEEEEELP!!!!
SHOO
DEAM YOU caught me !!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

1/2LuNaTiC
04-01-2004 07:33 PM EST
Rating: 10 
Sicko Teddy what's today's date ?

TheGreatWill
04-01-2004 08:06 PM EST
Rating: 10 
THIS MAP IS SO MAZNG11!!!11 LOL HOW ON AARTH DID DA AUTHOUR 3V3R KNOW WUT MAH FAVOURIET THNGS IN A MAP WER3?!?!?! WTF LOL ITS SO COL AND DA GM3 PLAY IS 2 DA BONA!!1! WTF LOL

AMmayhem
04-01-2004 09:12 PM EST
Rating: 10 
OMG!!!!!111oneone2wrongkey THIS IS TEH AWESOME! AND I DON"T EVEN HAVE THE GAME!

Mad Irish Mapper
04-01-2004 09:55 PM EST
Rating: 10 
Surely a classic for many years to come.

I can see the remake demands for UT2k5 already!

GRed (V)g@
04-02-2004 12:25 AM EST
Rating: 10 
incredible map, this is more of a 20 than a 10 or maybe more

fuegerstef
04-02-2004 05:35 AM EST
 
I just started mapping, but when I see awesome works like this I think it may be better if I do something different... :( ...like housecleaning.

Can the Author perhaps teach me how to achieve such a great result...

Nachimir
04-02-2004 08:58 AM EST
Rating: 10 
Bravo

UArchitect
04-02-2004 11:54 AM EST
Rating: 10 
^^ what mister_prophet said

KosaPL
04-02-2004 03:56 PM EST
Rating: 0 
aLL YOU GUYS ARE VERY FUUNY, lol U SUCKERZ !

generator
04-02-2004 03:58 PM EST
Rating: 0 
uh shit... which drug have you eaten tomorrow???
This map kills! This is better than "The Ring" Video!!

Gundato
04-02-2004 06:30 PM EST
Rating: 10 
Damn it Ho, why did you have to outshine me :p

[WoD]Mephisto
04-02-2004 06:43 PM EST
Rating: 10 
i'd give it a higher score if it didnt crash so much ;)

btw, good job in finding a way to crash 2k4 :D

Twrecks
04-02-2004 07:08 PM EST
Rating: 10 
Only this map and DM-Scimitar will remain on my HD 4EVAR! Sorry i missed commenting yesterday but I thought this was a joke :D

Teddie
04-03-2004 01:58 AM EST
Rating: 10 
This is a wonderful map.

The timing of the crash is pure genius.

Just when I start to pee my pants from joy, the map crashes my computer, saving me from embarrassment.

Kudos to Hourences for another pro-quality map!

Rainecloud
04-03-2004 07:21 AM EST
Rating: 0 
You crashed my PC, you idiot.

[CD]Icedude
04-03-2004 07:21 AM EST
Rating: 10 
A+++++ WOULD DOWNLOAD AGAIN

Doriz
04-03-2004 09:09 AM EST
Rating: 2 
NOT GOOD. It crashed my computer after 20 secs.

Idea was kind with seeking that ball so I didn't gave a 0

neoduck
04-03-2004 09:13 AM EST
Rating: 10 
pwned

sulkava
04-03-2004 11:00 AM EST
Rating: 0 
i give a big zero

KaMi
04-03-2004 03:18 PM EST
Rating: 10 
hehehe pure ownage :)

Jolle
04-04-2004 07:57 AM EDT
Rating: 9 
Wow! It almost beats DM-SubtractedBspBasedTerrainDomination!

The Edge of Blade
04-04-2004 07:53 PM EDT
Rating: 0 
ARG!!! Im' going out to the Rocky Horror Picture Show cause it makes more sense.

Manticore
04-05-2004 03:08 AM EDT
Rating: 10 
Brutal.... oddlike.... unpoppable.... ruminating....

enigmusprime
04-05-2004 07:43 AM EDT
Rating: 1 
what is this insanity.....crazy visuals,crashed my pc=1

SeeD
04-05-2004 08:03 AM EDT
Rating: 9 
l0ol0ol i no si teh very bset but.. 10?!?!?!??????????????????????''''''''1?!~~+

si teh manay overtrated i givi ti teh 8.735 si teh fari imo vut nc only let teh fill numbre so i giev 9

naw a 10? ???lo0l0l0ol0o imo

phalanx
04-05-2004 10:00 AM EDT
Rating: 0 
scratch wtf is this

E.T
04-05-2004 06:53 PM EDT
Rating: 10 
let this map be in the most commenteds ones!!!!

Shao
04-05-2004 09:07 PM EDT
Rating: 0 
wtf??????? i saw many color........are ou sure we can play it?

Zug-Zug
04-05-2004 09:42 PM EDT
Rating: 10 
I've played many FPS's over the years but never has any one map matched the pure intensity of BR-FindTheGheyBall. It grabs you by the crotch and leads you on a wild ride sure to leave you breathless and wanting more. If this map was a woman I'd make sweet, sweet love to it. As it is I'm just humping my cd-drive.

[BN]THE)O(
04-08-2004 05:49 PM EDT
Rating: 0 
CRUD thats all i can say crud texture blocks floating absolutly crud it crashed my pc crud soz but this map is crud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

X22887
04-10-2004 02:04 AM EDT
Rating: 0 
har har, I knew it was a joke like most of you must have and like you I d/led it anyway...it's almost funny

nalicitymaphunter
04-10-2004 05:25 PM EDT
Rating: 0 
I've greatly enjoyed most of Hourences's other maps for the various Unreal games, but this is NOT one of them! The graphics in a Hourences map is usually superior to most other mappers work that I've played in, but unfortunately not this time. Also, navigation around the map is quite confusing. But once you learn that, winning the game is easy, when it should be a challenge. Another negative is that each time I played the map, it crashed my PC (which is not a wimpy system and can handle quite a bit)! I suggest that Hourences take this map back to the drawing board and refine it. Even with all that said, I'm still looking forward to the next Hourences map.

Hourences
04-10-2004 07:33 PM EDT
 
i hope you were sarcastic on that :)
goes for all 0 givers :)

kthrash
04-15-2004 08:30 PM EDT
Rating: 10 
ok i did NOT know it was a joke before i downloaded it, so, erm, flame me. No seriously, flame me.

Ace
04-16-2004 05:06 PM EDT
Rating: 10 
too bad theres no ball and its not possible to get to the goal and the game crashes a good 10 seconds in but YES I REMEMBER THE RABBIT!!!! AWESOME!!!!! THIS GETS A 10!!! THIS MAP IS tEh sKiLlXoRs!!!!!!!! 1337 INDEED!!!!!!!!1

Toothpick
04-17-2004 08:10 AM EDT
Rating: 1 
...
Looks like shit, playes like shit..

kingmango
04-25-2004 01:07 PM EDT
 
lol glad it's April 25th...
crahing one's system may be a bit of an extrememe prank though... /me schemes for next year

I give it a twenty for the nerve....

Kaithofis
04-25-2004 02:29 PM EDT
 
I seem to know how to make the game crash..
Can I get a 10 too in the review?

KnightHawk
05-02-2004 10:52 PM EDT
Rating: 10 
OMFG!!!! THE BEST MAP I HAVE EVER PLAYED!!!!! A MUST DOWNLOAD!!!!!!

marka
05-07-2004 02:36 AM EDT
Rating: 0 
OMFG THE WORST MAP I EVER PLAYED! This is so OVERATED!

This deserves a -10

Banjovishnu
07-20-2004 04:28 AM EDT
 
this map r00lz, I found teh ghey ball and I have grokked it in full!

The Brazilian Novice
05-15-2004 08:45 PM EDT
 
Me wants UT2004 badly....

What the heck is that?!!?!? Sorry but I don't have UT2004 to see it for myself....

What is soooooooo coooolllll and fun ?!?!!?!?!?!? :rolleyes:

Hmmmm.... Hm.... there are only two maps in NC which scored a 10, this one and DM-Scimatar...

f0x|Attica
05-24-2004 08:26 PM EDT
Rating: 0 
i have a ****ing head ache now good job 0.o

daspadger
06-22-2004 05:30 PM EDT
Rating: 10 
I've got a friggin headache now. but it reminds me of that time I a ate a weird pill and just teh review was hilarious. a pure 11!

xersize
06-22-2004 06:32 PM EDT
Rating: 10 
Hey, dude! Your'e awsome! Your'e so f*****g good! But not in doing maps, but too destroy other peoples computers! A strike! I'll give it a ten!
P.S! I found the ball! And hey, that rabbit is nice! Can I cook it and eat it? ;)
And at last a little wise word:
"When you told us to attack this place, you didn't say it was gonna' be a GOT DAMND FORRTRES!". See ya'!

Innominate
06-23-2004 01:38 AM EDT
 
Now I get it! I was wondering why ppl were giving this map a 10, now I know. Read Sicko Teddy's post, this was suppose to be an April Fools joke it's June now so... I kind of missed the joke.

Lol WTH that thing in the middle is suppose to be a bunny? Never would have guessed.

biditm
07-20-2004 06:47 AM EDT
Rating: 10 
Hey since other people are giving it a 10, I thought I should give it a 10 as well.

wilkooo
07-27-2004 12:12 AM EDT
 
Is this some kind of sick joke :P??

Xiphon
08-16-2004 06:40 PM EDT
Rating: 0.5 
Um, all I have to say is this: WTF!??

There is no point to game at all, and it crashes after a few seconds, nomatter what you do! I downloaded it because everybody gave it tens, and the reviewer that it was awsome... it was a waste of time! You wander through some sort of idiotic void with crap flying all around and you can never score because the score is in the skybox...

I don't understand why everybody gave it tens, when it deserved nothing at all, unless they are somehow trying to be sarcastic... but if you value your time, than don't bother to download this map. One look at the screenshot is all you need.

nightshadow
08-16-2004 08:32 PM EDT
Rating: 10 
WOW!!!! THIS IS THE BEST MAP EVER!!

Shadowlurker
09-03-2004 09:49 PM EDT
 
I shall be sueing Hourences, for the mental scarring that this map has passed on to my brain. Because of this, the right hemisphere of my brain has been removed, placed in the incorrect fluid, and the left half been pumped with plant fertilizer whihc made it grow three times as large, and function as one immensely powerful nervous system. The result of my seeing this map has, as a result, tripled my intelligence and my memory storage options are rather high. However, my head has also grown in size, to that of the smily baby faced sun that rises in the afternoon and injects pregnantism into your toes. The twitchy nose that is lniked to this medical immpossibility will eventually help you ascend and reach a state of elightenment known only as near-zlal. To reach this state, one must close your eyes, as zlalness is easy, with your eyes closed. Only then can you touch you head with both your hands and your knees whilst walking through the window that leads to the outside world where people hide in their brick made houses listening to music that enters the ears through holes in the flawed human skin that is lit by warm lamps that smile upon the rockstars of cartography which is another name for mapping, which in turn is simply another name for game editing, a thing that can be linked to mental inhibitation and may or may not result on the subject being shipped off to a pysical asylem where your limbs are cloned and sold for peanuts which grow on trees and have happy roots that play the earth guitar with the leaves of the sad-faced weeds that originate from the star of the north pole eating pennguins and their filled-up pierced bellybuttons that were implanted by monkeys with keys to the universe and yawns on their slippers that are made with the fur from a one year old pizza found in the bin of a great, tall computer virus that sings songs for the masses and runs a mile a day for religious sacrilage and goes of one second pilgrimages to the remote location known only as under your nose, where all the secrets to the universe lie and tell porkies and eat their dinners complete with vegtables and carrots and tamato sandwiches and wellintons and dung beetle syrup and walk on pregnant tiptoes that have teeth and burp when they laugh and cry when they fell sad which is a strange occurance because of their permanant state of death that allows me to stop typing and will not occur for another three minutes of this session of physco rememberance and drumbeatting and sick eating and cooling yourself out of the frying fridge that has a light that turns on when your close it and a gobbler that thrives of the cheese aquired from the lower regions of your feet on mars and the yes men that say no when asked to say maybe and only maybe the sky is falling down and the lack of a full stop or comma is starting to grate on your eyes and take cuttings from ugly tubers that are really trying to impress their pretty girlfriends that play games with their eyes and smile with their legs and cheese cheese cheese is not good fro your lack of chocolate and coffee oh nos one minute left to sue Hourences for harming a funny bunny near easter which lays eggs that have faces.

Remember, yerself is steam and steam is not yerself because we are all made of stars from the other side of the full stop.



new edit:
BTW, congratulations on everyone who failed to sense any sarcasim joke here.
ie. look at the the dates ;)

redfist
09-04-2004 01:20 AM EDT
Rating: 5 
Such a disgrace,65k file with so much power,it crashed LoL,now get it down to 30k and i'll give it a 10
And for the dude who says if you dont have alot of time ,dont wast your time.
Puleeez 65k and it only runs less than a minute LoL
I'll go it a 5,for the masterfull use of what unreal engine can't do (yet)

CursedSoul1
09-06-2004 10:34 AM EDT
 
god, that i missed this map when it was released.
dang.

Draco
09-09-2004 04:27 PM EDT
Rating: 0 
????????????????

SoH_Ghost3021
02-15-2005 07:51 AM EST
Rating: 10 
yayyaa!!! this is an example of ORIGINAL CONTENT !!!!
wOOOOOOt!!!!

edit: darn, only 17 secs. but it still 1337ness in teh raw! ;)

Vipermx
12-27-2004 04:03 PM EST
Rating: 10 
--NO COMENT--

PS ... after 20 secend i have a critical error...=)
....and how long do YOU play?!

The_Real_Meneer_Aard
02-26-2005 01:10 PM EST
Rating: 0 
-1

BmB23
04-30-2005 03:14 PM EDT
Rating: 5 
Well... from my understanding this is a bad 1st of aprils joke... :D :D

10 for great joke -5 for crashing peoples comp's.

RayZidane
04-30-2005 05:18 PM EDT
Rating: 1 
Is a Fun joke that you guys rate all 10.

I rate -5 + 6

that will make 1 of your main idea

Edit : I don't mean to send a score like that! but can you doing better map than this one?!

DarKGamer
04-30-2005 06:12 PM EDT
 
It was released on April 1st as a joke from Hourences. It's funny this is the only map in Nali City history to get a 10 from a review!

Evil Snack
04-30-2005 10:05 PM EDT
 
Very "Ghey"!! Man...This is comedy at its finest.

Daramus Research
06-09-2005 05:07 AM EDT
Rating: 0 
//Holy S***
No comments.

Crashed computer immediately !

And i think , this map is not made by Hourences.
Someone played a bad joke =(

nuttella
06-08-2005 01:13 PM EDT
 
Not funny anymore. I do a search for maps with scores greater than x, and this joke keeps coming up. Ha ha. Now please get it out of here. Pretty please.

Tresset
12-10-2005 12:30 PM EST
 
I couldn't find the Egyptian pharao.

Wesley "Boreas" van Dijk
04-18-2006 02:16 AM EDT
 
hxc

@goldfenix: The Scream, Edvard Munch :p

goldfenix
04-17-2006 05:21 PM EDT
Rating: 0 
Cant even find the ball yet alone play the damned map. I thik everybody likes it just because it was made by Hourences. Horrific map. If anyone says its indescribable, its not. One word: Amateur. Never will own this map in a trillion billion quadsextillion infinite number of years. Worse than aceface, yet disguised as a good map because all the ratings.
Pure insanity. If it were a painting it would be that one that shows that dude screaming with the strecthcy jaw, you know, at museums. If it were a skate board it would be a plank, if it were a drawing it would be a scribble, if it were a food it would be cat shit, if it were a photograph it would be a pic of a donkey crapping on a dead man, etc. You understand by know how horrific of a map and joke this is.

CyMek
04-17-2006 09:04 PM EDT
Rating: 10 
The upload date is 4-01. Does that tell you anything?

MAP ROOLZ MY JOOLZ NUFF SED

Rokhead
04-18-2006 10:15 AM EDT
 
helooooooooo goldfenix,
map uploaded APRIL FIRST.
Duh.

Turns2Ashes
04-18-2006 04:27 PM EDT
 
Goldfenix guy, here's an actual GOOD BR map.

http://insite.beyondunreal.com/map.php?id=1089



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