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GametypeUT Jailbreak
Date Added01-30-2003
File Version1.00
File Size317 kb
Player Count1337
Map DescriptionIt should be noted that this map is a joke.
Review Rating7
User Rating7
Overall Rating7


ReviewerHourencesAwe Score: 1.0/3
Date03-30-2003Build Score: 3.0/3
Review SchemaCast Score: 3.0/3
User Point: 0
Overall Score: 7/10

I remember me beta testing this map a long time ago, was already 1337 back then, and is still 1337 now.
For the people who dont know what the JB means, this is a map for the popular UT mod Jailbreak.

Things I like :
-Lots of sexy flying cows. Vache fatalles all over the place.
-Beautiful lightning, though some more animated light would have been cool.
-An awesome sexy picture of Cliffyb with a weird pig-like sound near it.
-A couple of non solid floors that greatly enhance the gameplay on this map and will benefit the more experienced players well. Those who know the map well wont fall easily. Perfect gameplay !
-Deadly cheese included.
-The cool teleporters under the slime balance the, already excellent gameplay, really well.
-Finally a map that makes good use of the friction setting of a zone. Perfect for those people who like to play UT with only 1 hand.
-Incredible "ambient" sound !

Things I didnt like :
-Filesize already looks like 1337, but isnt yet, too bad.
-Something I really didnt like is that this map was submitted to nalicity at 01-30-2003, why not at 01-03-1937, that would have been sooo much better.
-Ugly skybox that doesnt fit the maps theme too well.
-Version 1.00 ? Where is version 133.7 ?

Maybe these things could be fixed by bringing out a JB-1337-CE-GE-SE133.7-XXL ?

So for that, I rate this map :

Awe 1
Build 3
Cast 3
Total 7

Killer map, download this now so the downloadcounter gets up to 1337 !

Map Comments

02-10-2003 12:44 PM MST
Rating: 10 

02-10-2003 06:18 PM MST
Rating: 10 
> leet

02-10-2003 08:15 PM MST
Rating: 10 

02-10-2003 11:38 PM MST
Rating: 10 
Yea, I can tell this is a goodie from the screenshot.

02-11-2003 07:22 AM MST
Rating: 1 

02-11-2003 08:46 AM MST
Rating: 10 
omg i think i've already creamed my pants looking at the screenshot :)

03-23-2003 08:46 PM MST
Rating: 0 
total 13345

03-23-2003 11:06 PM MST
Rating: 10 
teh pwnage!!!

03-29-2003 12:17 PM MST
Rating: 0 
If i could give the map a negative score i would
This is by far the lamest most annoying may i have ever played

03-30-2003 12:06 PM MST
Rating: 10 
raging testicles of glory

03-30-2003 01:55 PM MST
Rating: 10 

03-30-2003 03:08 PM MST
Rating: 0 

03-31-2003 12:46 AM MST
Rating: 10 
I guess ill jump on this bandwagon :)

03-31-2003 03:27 AM MST
Rating: 10 
Wow I can't believe I've never played this map before, it's so 1337 my eyes were burnt out of their sockets!

03-31-2003 06:48 AM MST
Rating: 10 
It's teh 1337! The l0-friction feels like yu0 is teh drukn! is ch33per than alc0p0ps :-)

03-31-2003 08:38 AM MST
Rating: 0 
"Can't find file for package "L33tPackages"

this map sucks


03-31-2003 11:41 AM MST
Rating: 10 
This map pwnz (probably)! the only problem i see with it is that jailbreak sucks, so i don't have it. ;)

03-31-2003 04:49 PM MST
Rating: 10 
Holy Grail of Level Design. A true example for game companies, they should strive to achieve the technical excellency of this level.

Cat Fuzz
03-31-2003 05:13 PM MST
Rating: 10 
CliffyB should be in every map. :lol:

J. Kyle
03-31-2003 06:02 PM MST
Rating: 10 
TH15 M4P 15 50 N0T 1337, 1T H45 C1RCL3D 4LL TH3 W4Y 4R0UND 4ND B3C0M3 T0T4LLY 1337!!!

::Coughs:: I apologize.

03-31-2003 10:12 PM MST
Rating: 10 
I can't believe the zeros and ones here. Come on people, can't you see that this map is obviously a 10. Why Hourences didn't give it a 10 is beyond me.

04-01-2003 12:09 AM MST
Rating: 10 
My penis says things like "Hello" and "Please pass the Raisens".

04-01-2003 06:51 AM MST
Rating: 9 
Yes , Hourences was a bit rough. This map is definitely 1337 ! I played it once , pure ownage. Unlike boxy maps this one is fun even after 2.047 seconds ! The gameplay is very advanced , you discover its subtileties step by step. First walk to the other base , then learn to use the slime teleport , then activate the release switch without being shredded. While the flying cow give an atmospheric touch , I'm dissappointed by the slime zone , in which the players tend to spend most of their time trying to survive. Where's the shiny golden lightning fast Squid ? I thought I saw such a thing in a Beta , but was bug prone (spawnkilling jailed people)
I hope this little flaw will get fixed on next version. Overall excellent map !

Fuzzy Logic
04-01-2003 01:04 PM MST
Rating: 10 
This is so awesome my brain hurts...

04-01-2003 02:04 PM MST
Rating: 10 
Truly impressive. For the first time ever, I'll have to give a map a perfect score now :)

04-01-2003 03:12 PM MST
Rating: 10 
It's faceless horror.

04-01-2003 07:22 PM MST
Rating: 10 
Holy Fark!! I wish all maps were this good. I want more. About as much as I want more spam :)
Did someone take a wiz in that green goo?
This map really really deserves to stay in the nali city hotlist until next April 1st.

04-02-2003 09:27 PM MST
Rating: 5 
Seems pretty clear who did and didn't appreciate this joke.

Book of the Dead
04-06-2003 10:14 AM MDT
Rating: 0 
Yeah, I have to agree with sibn JB gets the award for the crappiest UT Mod ever!

04-07-2003 06:41 PM MDT
Rating: 10 
THIS MAP ROXORZ MY BOXORZ!!! and I aint wearin' any, so that sayz a whoole lot!!!11

04-10-2003 07:27 PM MDT
Rating: 10 
Best Map Ever

04-11-2003 01:47 PM MDT
Rating: 10 
*LOL* or even better *ROFL*

No further comment :D Just download it and you'll see this map really kicks

ShadoW SnipeR
04-21-2003 01:31 PM MDT
Rating: 0 
this map is shcit with pictures of some [excuse me] azzole on the wall? WTF

04-21-2003 03:27 PM MDT
Rating: 7 
1+3+3=? ... indeed!

Hope that helps SkaarjMaster ;)

04-23-2003 07:35 PM MDT
Rating: 9 
Great. Not perfect, good, bueno, excellent, superior, above average, well done, or flawless. It's just great.

05-01-2003 06:14 AM MDT
Rating: 6 
He knows UnrEd2 like the back of his hand(I prefer the front of my right hand) ;) (MOOOOO)

05-07-2003 02:04 AM MDT
Rating: 10 
I downloaded this map in dismay,
Then extracted and tried to play:
Package not found-
Critical Stop Sound!
And I deleted the map straight away.

05-08-2003 12:06 PM MDT
Rating: 10 

06-10-2003 05:28 PM MDT
Rating: 0 
how can every1 giv this such a high score??? ive seen the screenshots and theres no way im wastin my time gettin this poo poo :P

06-29-2003 07:20 PM MDT
Rating: 0 
I can't Rating this maps. when there's a missing file.

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