Obi-Wan 04-01-2004 10:28 AM MST | |
forget sae and aristocracy, this map is 1337 to the bone. great meshwork, slick use of sound, grade-a texturing, superb gameplay and flow... it's all there.... item placement and use of z-axis couldn't be more brilliant, and it runs as smooth as MJ(in his prime years)
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Lord Heisher 04-01-2004 09:52 AM MST | |
More retail-standard work from Hourences. Definitely right up there with the best official BR maps IMO.
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Amisa 04-01-2004 09:57 AM MST | |
Can't be able to rate it, perhaps with a virtual number ;-)
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Frieza 04-01-2004 09:57 AM MST | |
This is definately the best we will ever see coming from Hourences!
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krolizard 04-01-2004 10:18 AM MST | |
OMG! what a map! Surely a must-have! better than Sae and Addien-dwy merged togeter!
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Vertigo 04-02-2004 03:38 AM MST | |
mmmmmmmmmm April 1
heheh must be funny be TEH ADMIN and do weird thing to posts xDDDDDD
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Aggressor 04-01-2004 11:42 AM MST | |
Woohoohoo now there's a huge rabbit! I mean, I always thought that rabbit in Doom ending sequence is ghey, but this one makes it look ghai3r still... Or whatever... Otherwise, damn good map - I can't imagine how Houry finds enough time do do all this quality work...
EDIT: though I have to say I still prefer DOM-Britney. BangOut rox!
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Homeslice 04-01-2004 11:32 AM MST | |
Oh no, not again....
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Koveras 04-01-2004 11:42 AM MST | Rating: 10 | |
I did it! I found the ghey ball!
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Player 04-01-2004 12:04 PM MST | |
Finally a map that's truely worthy of this site!
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SuperApe 04-06-2004 12:14 PM MDT | |
I agree, Player. I'd like to rate this map with a random number generator set to loop.
EDIT: Hey M.C. (Admin), now that's it not April Fool's Day anymore (April 6th), maybe we should let people on this page in about the wacky scores and comments. Maybe put April Fool's in place of the date. Or maybe just remove the April Fools Joke altogether? Just a suggestion.
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Fuzzy Logic 04-01-2004 12:41 PM MST | Rating: 10 | |
Brings back memories. Like I saw all this back in the 60s...
Groovy.
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mangan }swe{ 04-01-2004 01:06 PM MST | Rating: 10 | |
im dissapointed because i didnt find teh ghey ball argh but that doesnt lower my score no unnecessary details or anything great lighting (if there were any) and teh gameplay i mean like wow this is surely the best map ever done im really impressed i y he didnt sell this to epic games they would surely pay a forune for it the gameplay once again was great it ruled with my 5 fps
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Rick6 04-01-2004 01:25 PM MST | |
now theres a map that surely will flow perfectly well in gameplay !!!!111 wondering on which team is the big rabbit playing oh its a statue , damn epic and their lousy protections :(( k33p 0n th3 g0od worK =DDDdddd...
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Clobyn 04-01-2004 01:58 PM MST | |
i nevar was muhc in too gheyrun or bobmgnrun or watevers yuo cal1 it but tiihs leval cunvur.. cofnerted... covnert... maed ti changche! I was liek OMG!!!!111 Thay stoelz mi balz! No raytign cuold do tihs graet map justisce!!!!!1111
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Kyouryuu 04-01-2004 02:22 PM MST | |
OMG, like this map is SO cool! What mor do you want? U have a giant NALI RABBIT! Look at all of that dtail! There must be *10* hrs of work in that n like 10000++ polygons I think huhuhu!!!111111
Teh sniping spot from teh top of the BIORIFLE BLOB, ROFLOL it is really good place to snip but some ppl (LAMERZ!) will think you a camper so I dont think you should do that. :( I get call a camper a lot by LAMERZ who play dumb and ugly map like IronDiaper w/ *NO* detail atall but tehy are teh LAMEZ! n tehy dont deserve Horence talent!
I wuld giv it 11 stars becuz teh amps go to 11, but nalyciti do not, so I wil giv it 5/5 10 star A++ supar rating LOL!
Watch out u CBP ppl! Hournces is on da scene! ;D
...
Man, I just killed about 20 brain cells writing that. :)
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Algus 04-01-2004 02:19 PM MST | Rating: 10 | |
FindTheGheyBall? Okay. It's positively ghey! I watched my FPS die And then, so did I But I rate it a 10, anyway.
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cybersirius 04-01-2004 03:38 PM MST | Rating: 10 | |
Viva Hourences! (The Guy Behind DM-Rankin and ONS-Torlan) Looks groovy! A thousands lols for Hourences! EDIT: Ok tried it... and it crashed. Lololololololololololololololololololololololol! Things everywhere! 0/10 for the construction and 20/10 for the funny part!
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SirTahngarth 04-01-2004 04:49 PM MST | Rating: 10 | |
I'm pretty sure this map is intended to satiate your april 1st map appetite. On the other hand, this map deserves a 10 anyway for the rabbit and the statue. ;)
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Mister_Prophet 04-01-2004 05:29 PM MST | Rating: 10 | |
This map is better than sex
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Lophead 04-01-2004 05:57 PM MST | Rating: 10 | |
Hourences, you've outdone yourself again. You can have your ghey and eat it too with this one. This map is total 0WNAGE And yeah, that's better than 'ownage' cause its all uppercase and shit. There's even a '3' for the 'E'. If you're not 1337 and don't understand, don't flip out - just know that this map is the shit (as in the good shit(that feels good (not the bad shit(that feels bad))))).
Totally k3wl r0x0r. I don't know why no one's hired you yet.
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darth_weasel 04-03-2004 12:29 AM MST | Rating: 10 | |
=)
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Bot40 04-01-2004 06:44 PM MST | Rating: 10 | |
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Sicko Teddy 04-01-2004 07:48 PM MST | |
People, I don't understand!! Are you serious about giving it a 10 or you making fun of it in a way of how terrible that map is... screenchot is realy ghey,people keep saying of a superb gameplay, all of a sudden they say it crash... CONFUSING.. What is wrong with Hournece?? is he on drugs or what... I don't get it *?*?*?*
EDIT- DEAM you people!!!! I know it is APRIL 1, But i could not EVER EXPECT THAT TO BE AROUND HERE AT NC TOO!!! AAAAAH HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!! I'ts like a madhouse.... the flying plates+ lagging graphics , and a time bomb (crash after 20 seconds....) with ghey sounds... and a huge bunny ... a featured map that reflect what drugs can do to you also filefront give me that APRIL1 thing of NOT OPENING UP... only one mirror worked ..... HEEEEEEELP!!!! SHOO DEAM YOU caught me !!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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1/2LuNaTiC 04-01-2004 07:33 PM MST | Rating: 10 | |
Sicko Teddy what's today's date ?
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TheGreatWill 04-01-2004 08:06 PM MST | Rating: 10 | |
THIS MAP IS SO MAZNG11!!!11 LOL HOW ON AARTH DID DA AUTHOUR 3V3R KNOW WUT MAH FAVOURIET THNGS IN A MAP WER3?!?!?! WTF LOL ITS SO COL AND DA GM3 PLAY IS 2 DA BONA!!1! WTF LOL
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AMmayhem 04-01-2004 09:12 PM MST | Rating: 10 | |
OMG!!!!!111oneone2wrongkey THIS IS TEH AWESOME! AND I DON"T EVEN HAVE THE GAME!
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Mad Irish Mapper 04-01-2004 09:55 PM MST | Rating: 10 | |
Surely a classic for many years to come.
I can see the remake demands for UT2k5 already!
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GRed (V)èg@ 04-02-2004 12:25 AM MST | Rating: 10 | |
incredible map, this is more of a 20 than a 10 or maybe more
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fuegerstef 04-02-2004 05:35 AM MST | |
I just started mapping, but when I see awesome works like this I think it may be better if I do something different... :( ...like housecleaning.
Can the Author perhaps teach me how to achieve such a great result...
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Nachimir 04-02-2004 08:58 AM MST | Rating: 10 | |
Bravo
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UArchitect 04-02-2004 11:54 AM MST | Rating: 10 | |
^^ what mister_prophet said
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KosaPL 04-02-2004 03:56 PM MST | Rating: 0 | |
aLL YOU GUYS ARE VERY FUUNY, lol U SUCKERZ !
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generator 04-02-2004 03:58 PM MST | Rating: 0 | |
uh shit... which drug have you eaten tomorrow??? This map kills! This is better than "The Ring" Video!!
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Gundato 04-02-2004 06:30 PM MST | Rating: 10 | |
Damn it Ho, why did you have to outshine me :p
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[WoD]Mephisto 04-02-2004 06:43 PM MST | Rating: 10 | |
i'd give it a higher score if it didnt crash so much ;)
btw, good job in finding a way to crash 2k4 :D
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Twrecks 04-02-2004 07:08 PM MST | Rating: 10 | |
Only this map and DM-Scimitar will remain on my HD 4EVAR! Sorry i missed commenting yesterday but I thought this was a joke :D
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Teddie 04-03-2004 01:58 AM MST | Rating: 10 | |
This is a wonderful map.
The timing of the crash is pure genius.
Just when I start to pee my pants from joy, the map crashes my computer, saving me from embarrassment.
Kudos to Hourences for another pro-quality map!
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Rainecloud 04-03-2004 07:21 AM MST | Rating: 0 | |
You crashed my PC, you idiot.
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[CD]Icedude 04-03-2004 07:21 AM MST | Rating: 10 | |
A+++++ WOULD DOWNLOAD AGAIN
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Doriz 04-03-2004 09:09 AM MST | Rating: 2 | |
NOT GOOD. It crashed my computer after 20 secs.
Idea was kind with seeking that ball so I didn't gave a 0
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neoduck 04-03-2004 09:13 AM MST | Rating: 10 | |
pwned
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sulkava 04-03-2004 11:00 AM MST | Rating: 0 | |
i give a big zero
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KaMi 04-03-2004 03:18 PM MST | Rating: 10 | |
hehehe pure ownage :)
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Jolle 04-04-2004 07:57 AM MDT | Rating: 9 | |
Wow! It almost beats DM-SubtractedBspBasedTerrainDomination!
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The Edge of Blade 04-04-2004 07:53 PM MDT | Rating: 0 | |
ARG!!! Im' going out to the Rocky Horror Picture Show cause it makes more sense.
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Manticore 04-05-2004 03:08 AM MDT | Rating: 10 | |
Brutal.... oddlike.... unpoppable.... ruminating....
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enigmusprime 04-05-2004 07:43 AM MDT | Rating: 1 | |
what is this insanity.....crazy visuals,crashed my pc=1
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SeeD 04-05-2004 08:03 AM MDT | Rating: 9 | |
l0ol0ol i no si teh very bset but.. 10?!?!?!??????????????????????''''''''1?!~ç~ç+ si teh manay overtrated i givi ti teh 8.735 si teh fari imo vut nc only let teh fill numbre so i giev 9
naw a 10? ???lo0l0l0ol0o imo
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phalanx 04-05-2004 10:00 AM MDT | Rating: 0 | |
scratch wtf is this
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E.T 04-05-2004 06:53 PM MDT | Rating: 10 | |
let this map be in the most commenteds ones!!!!
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Shao 04-05-2004 09:07 PM MDT | Rating: 0 | |
wtf??????? i saw many color........are ou sure we can play it?
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Zug-Zug 04-05-2004 09:42 PM MDT | Rating: 10 | |
I've played many FPS's over the years but never has any one map matched the pure intensity of BR-FindTheGheyBall. It grabs you by the crotch and leads you on a wild ride sure to leave you breathless and wanting more. If this map was a woman I'd make sweet, sweet love to it. As it is I'm just humping my cd-drive.
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[BN]THE)O( 04-08-2004 05:49 PM MDT | Rating: 0 | |
CRUD thats all i can say crud texture blocks floating absolutly crud it crashed my pc crud soz but this map is crud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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X22887 04-10-2004 02:04 AM MDT | Rating: 0 | |
har har, I knew it was a joke like most of you must have and like you I d/led it anyway...it's almost funny
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nalicitymaphunter 04-10-2004 05:25 PM MDT | Rating: 0 | |
I've greatly enjoyed most of Hourences's other maps for the various Unreal games, but this is NOT one of them! The graphics in a Hourences map is usually superior to most other mappers work that I've played in, but unfortunately not this time. Also, navigation around the map is quite confusing. But once you learn that, winning the game is easy, when it should be a challenge. Another negative is that each time I played the map, it crashed my PC (which is not a wimpy system and can handle quite a bit)! I suggest that Hourences take this map back to the drawing board and refine it. Even with all that said, I'm still looking forward to the next Hourences map.
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Hourences 04-10-2004 07:33 PM MDT | |
i hope you were sarcastic on that :) goes for all 0 givers :)
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kthrash 04-15-2004 08:30 PM MDT | Rating: 10 | |
ok i did NOT know it was a joke before i downloaded it, so, erm, flame me. No seriously, flame me.
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Ace 04-16-2004 05:06 PM MDT | Rating: 10 | |
too bad theres no ball and its not possible to get to the goal and the game crashes a good 10 seconds in but YES I REMEMBER THE RABBIT!!!! AWESOME!!!!! THIS GETS A 10!!! THIS MAP IS tEh sKiLlXoRs!!!!!!!! 1337 INDEED!!!!!!!!1
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Toothpick 04-17-2004 08:10 AM MDT | Rating: 1 | |
... Looks like shit, playes like shit..
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kingmango 04-25-2004 01:07 PM MDT | |
lol glad it's April 25th... crahing one's system may be a bit of an extrememe prank though... /me schemes for next year
I give it a twenty for the nerve....
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Kaithofis 04-25-2004 02:29 PM MDT | |
I seem to know how to make the game crash.. Can I get a 10 too in the review?
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KnightHawk 05-02-2004 10:52 PM MDT | Rating: 10 | |
OMFG!!!! THE BEST MAP I HAVE EVER PLAYED!!!!! A MUST DOWNLOAD!!!!!!
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marka 05-07-2004 02:36 AM MDT | Rating: 0 | |
OMFG THE WORST MAP I EVER PLAYED! This is so OVERATED!
This deserves a -10
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Banjovishnu 07-20-2004 04:28 AM MDT | |
this map r00lz, I found teh ghey ball and I have grokked it in full!
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The Brazilian Novice 05-15-2004 08:45 PM MDT | |
Me wants UT2004 badly....
What the heck is that?!!?!? Sorry but I don't have UT2004 to see it for myself....
What is soooooooo coooolllll and fun ?!?!!?!?!?!? :rolleyes:
Hmmmm.... Hm.... there are only two maps in NC which scored a 10, this one and DM-Scimatar...
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f0x|Attica 05-24-2004 08:26 PM MDT | Rating: 0 | |
i have a ****ing head ache now good job 0.o
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daspadger 06-22-2004 05:30 PM MDT | Rating: 10 | |
I've got a friggin headache now. but it reminds me of that time I a ate a weird pill and just teh review was hilarious. a pure 11!
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xersize 06-22-2004 06:32 PM MDT | Rating: 10 | |
Hey, dude! Your'e awsome! Your'e so f*****g good! But not in doing maps, but too destroy other peoples computers! A strike! I'll give it a ten! P.S! I found the ball! And hey, that rabbit is nice! Can I cook it and eat it? ;) And at last a little wise word: "When you told us to attack this place, you didn't say it was gonna' be a GOT DAMND FORRTRES!". See ya'!
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Innominate 06-23-2004 01:38 AM MDT | |
Now I get it! I was wondering why ppl were giving this map a 10, now I know. Read Sicko Teddy's post, this was suppose to be an April Fools joke it's June now so... I kind of missed the joke.
Lol WTH that thing in the middle is suppose to be a bunny? Never would have guessed.
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biditm 07-20-2004 06:47 AM MDT | Rating: 10 | |
Hey since other people are giving it a 10, I thought I should give it a 10 as well.
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wilkooo 07-27-2004 12:12 AM MDT | |
Is this some kind of sick joke :P??
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Xiphon 08-16-2004 06:40 PM MDT | Rating: 0.5 | |
Um, all I have to say is this: WTF!??
There is no point to game at all, and it crashes after a few seconds, nomatter what you do! I downloaded it because everybody gave it tens, and the reviewer that it was awsome... it was a waste of time! You wander through some sort of idiotic void with crap flying all around and you can never score because the score is in the skybox...
I don't understand why everybody gave it tens, when it deserved nothing at all, unless they are somehow trying to be sarcastic... but if you value your time, than don't bother to download this map. One look at the screenshot is all you need.
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nightshadow 08-16-2004 08:32 PM MDT | Rating: 10 | |
WOW!!!! THIS IS THE BEST MAP EVER!!
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Shadowlurker 09-03-2004 09:49 PM MDT | |
I shall be sueing Hourences, for the mental scarring that this map has passed on to my brain. Because of this, the right hemisphere of my brain has been removed, placed in the incorrect fluid, and the left half been pumped with plant fertilizer whihc made it grow three times as large, and function as one immensely powerful nervous system. The result of my seeing this map has, as a result, tripled my intelligence and my memory storage options are rather high. However, my head has also grown in size, to that of the smily baby faced sun that rises in the afternoon and injects pregnantism into your toes. The twitchy nose that is lniked to this medical immpossibility will eventually help you ascend and reach a state of elightenment known only as near-zlal. To reach this state, one must close your eyes, as zlalness is easy, with your eyes closed. Only then can you touch you head with both your hands and your knees whilst walking through the window that leads to the outside world where people hide in their brick made houses listening to music that enters the ears through holes in the flawed human skin that is lit by warm lamps that smile upon the rockstars of cartography which is another name for mapping, which in turn is simply another name for game editing, a thing that can be linked to mental inhibitation and may or may not result on the subject being shipped off to a pysical asylem where your limbs are cloned and sold for peanuts which grow on trees and have happy roots that play the earth guitar with the leaves of the sad-faced weeds that originate from the star of the north pole eating pennguins and their filled-up pierced bellybuttons that were implanted by monkeys with keys to the universe and yawns on their slippers that are made with the fur from a one year old pizza found in the bin of a great, tall computer virus that sings songs for the masses and runs a mile a day for religious sacrilage and goes of one second pilgrimages to the remote location known only as under your nose, where all the secrets to the universe lie and tell porkies and eat their dinners complete with vegtables and carrots and tamato sandwiches and wellintons and dung beetle syrup and walk on pregnant tiptoes that have teeth and burp when they laugh and cry when they fell sad which is a strange occurance because of their permanant state of death that allows me to stop typing and will not occur for another three minutes of this session of physco rememberance and drumbeatting and sick eating and cooling yourself out of the frying fridge that has a light that turns on when your close it and a gobbler that thrives of the cheese aquired from the lower regions of your feet on mars and the yes men that say no when asked to say maybe and only maybe the sky is falling down and the lack of a full stop or comma is starting to grate on your eyes and take cuttings from ugly tubers that are really trying to impress their pretty girlfriends that play games with their eyes and smile with their legs and cheese cheese cheese is not good fro your lack of chocolate and coffee oh nos one minute left to sue Hourences for harming a funny bunny near easter which lays eggs that have faces.
Remember, yerself is steam and steam is not yerself because we are all made of stars from the other side of the full stop.
new edit: BTW, congratulations on everyone who failed to sense any sarcasim joke here. ie. look at the the dates ;)
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redfist 09-04-2004 01:20 AM MDT | Rating: 5 | |
Such a disgrace,65k file with so much power,it crashed LoL,now get it down to 30k and i'll give it a 10 And for the dude who says if you dont have alot of time ,dont wast your time. Puleeez 65k and it only runs less than a minute LoL I'll go it a 5,for the masterfull use of what unreal engine can't do (yet)
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CursedSoul1 09-06-2004 10:34 AM MDT | |
god, that i missed this map when it was released. dang.
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Draco 09-09-2004 04:27 PM MDT | Rating: 0 | |
????????????????
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SoH_Ghost3021 02-15-2005 07:51 AM MST | Rating: 10 | |
yayyaa!!! this is an example of ORIGINAL CONTENT !!!! wOOOOOOt!!!!
edit: darn, only 17 secs. but it still 1337ness in teh raw! ;)
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Vipermx 12-27-2004 04:03 PM MST | Rating: 10 | |
--NO COMENT--
PS ... after 20 secend i have a critical error...=) ....and how long do YOU play?!
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The_Real_Meneer_Aard 02-26-2005 01:10 PM MST | Rating: 0 | |
-1
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BmB23 04-30-2005 03:14 PM MDT | Rating: 5 | |
Well... from my understanding this is a bad 1st of aprils joke... :D :D
10 for great joke -5 for crashing peoples comp's.
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RayZidane 04-30-2005 05:18 PM MDT | Rating: 1 | |
Is a Fun joke that you guys rate all 10.
I rate -5 + 6
that will make 1 of your main idea
Edit : I don't mean to send a score like that! but can you doing better map than this one?!
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DarKGamer 04-30-2005 06:12 PM MDT | |
It was released on April 1st as a joke from Hourences. It's funny this is the only map in Nali City history to get a 10 from a review!
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Evil Snack 04-30-2005 10:05 PM MDT | |
Very "Ghey"!! Man...This is comedy at its finest.
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Daramus Research 06-09-2005 05:07 AM MDT | Rating: 0 | |
//Holy S*** No comments.
Crashed computer immediately !
And i think , this map is not made by Hourences. Someone played a bad joke =(
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nuttella 06-08-2005 01:13 PM MDT | |
Not funny anymore. I do a search for maps with scores greater than x, and this joke keeps coming up. Ha ha. Now please get it out of here. Pretty please.
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Tresset 12-10-2005 12:30 PM MST | |
I couldn't find the Egyptian pharao.
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Wesley "Boreas" van Dijk 04-18-2006 02:16 AM MDT | |
hxc
@goldfenix: The Scream, Edvard Munch :p
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goldfenix 04-17-2006 05:21 PM MDT | Rating: 0 | |
Cant even find the ball yet alone play the damned map. I thik everybody likes it just because it was made by Hourences. Horrific map. If anyone says its indescribable, its not. One word: Amateur. Never will own this map in a trillion billion quadsextillion infinite number of years. Worse than aceface, yet disguised as a good map because all the ratings. Pure insanity. If it were a painting it would be that one that shows that dude screaming with the strecthcy jaw, you know, at museums. If it were a skate board it would be a plank, if it were a drawing it would be a scribble, if it were a food it would be cat shit, if it were a photograph it would be a pic of a donkey crapping on a dead man, etc. You understand by know how horrific of a map and joke this is.
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CyMek 04-17-2006 09:04 PM MDT | Rating: 10 | |
The upload date is 4-01. Does that tell you anything?
MAP ROOLZ MY JOOLZ NUFF SED
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Rokhead 04-18-2006 10:15 AM MDT | |
helooooooooo goldfenix, map uploaded APRIL FIRST. Duh.
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Turns2Ashes 04-18-2006 04:27 PM MDT | |
Goldfenix guy, here's an actual GOOD BR map.
http://insite.beyondunreal.com/map.php?id=1089
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