DM-Headake
Map Info
	File Name dm-headake.zip Author Tonito Gametype UT Deathmatch Date Added 06-02-2005 File Version 1.00 File Size 101 kb Player Count 8-12 Map Description None Review Rating 0 User Rating 0.5 Overall Rating 0
Review
Reviewer ArcadiaVincennes Awe Score:  0.0/3 Date 06-21-2005 Build Score:  0.0/3 Review Schema Cast Score:  0.0/3 User Point:  0 Overall Score:  0/10 DM-Headake (UT99) Since someone other than the author requested this, I will be brief. I've talked about maps that should not be reviewed. But never have I seen a map that should not have been made. I'm sure there are likely candidates out there, and everyone is entitled to make and release bad maps as they're learning the editor or just as experiments. But even some experiments have been banned by international law. And this map falls in that category. In the readme the author states that he was trying to make a bad map. And, taking into account gameplay, textures, lighting and architecture, he did. What the author neglected to indicate was that this map is a Biohazard. Oh! The Humanity! At the beginning of the FPS revolution in gaming people complained of getting nauseous but people adjusted their monitors, refresh rates, etc... and got over it. I've always had a fairly strong stomach and no game, motion sickness, etc... ever had this effect on me. However, after having forced myself to actually play this map I can say that I am actually physically ill. To make a bad map on purpose is one thing. To make a map that will reach across the internet and is almost guaranteed to cause epiliptic seizures and nausea is another thing. And it's even worse that someone who knows that I will address every review request, asked me to review this one. Not only am I recommending that no one download this map - I am imploring you not to download it for your own bodily safety. This map is a public health threat. As for the score, normally I would break it down even though it's a bad map. But I'm not even going to do that because any positive aspect of the map is reversed by it's world-wide potential for harm. AWE: 0.0 BUILD: 0.0 CAST: 0.0 This map made me want to go all Oedipus on my eyes. The map plays like pain.
Map Comments
GOD__AM 06-02-2005 06:51 PM MDT Rating: 0.5   Epileptics beware. Nytehawk 06-02-2005 07:01 PM MDT Rating: 1   I believe the headache is actually induced trying to think of a reason why these maps continue to be created, rather than from the map itself. 1, just because the author figured out how to use the actor browser. When you consider DM-Reed, by the same author, this is dire in comparison. Ice-Dancer 06-02-2005 09:06 PM MDT   Perhaps the headache was the result of trying to remember how to spell Headache? :p Chaves Chaplin 06-22-2005 09:15 AM MDT   Take some aspirin or go to sleep. "Not only am I recommending that no one download this map - I am imploring you not to download it for your own bodily safety. This map is a public health threat." By reviewer. "I know it sucks, I made it as badly as I could, didnt even deintersect the brushes! :D Its a crappy level, Its not even fun to play..." Is your little brother using your account and playing with you?? Revelation 06-03-2005 07:31 AM MDT Rating: 0   Or the result of being beheaded for maps like this one Freedomshaoray 06-04-2005 12:21 AM MDT Rating: 0   is not Headake...is HeadCake! :P niX 06-05-2005 07:33 PM MDT Rating: 0   what in the world is this? Tonito 06-06-2005 09:04 AM MDT   I know it sucks, I made it as badly as I could, didnt even deintersect the brushes! :D Its a crappy level, Its not even fun to play... BuGGle 06-06-2005 12:36 PM MDT Rating: 0   And why do load them up then? Don 06-06-2005 02:48 PM MDT Rating: 0   somebody must be daft Kantham 06-22-2005 09:02 AM MDT Rating: 0   Arcadia , you got to be the best book eater in there to put so many lines for a such crap. this is what i more expected for them screenies http://nalicity.beyondunreal.com/images/maps/ut2k4dm/dm-viper-chill-room2k4/comicbookguy.jpg By the way Tonito , keep it in that direction and your reputation = K.O. = AKA "0"'s Dark Jaxx 06-22-2005 12:38 PM MDT   I like cake. w0rf 06-22-2005 12:58 PM MDT Rating: 0   Whoever distributed this map to the masses should be banned from Unreal. Whoever requested this review should be banned from life. Yes, I wrote that correctly. Don't make jackass requests. Find worthy maps and draw people's attention to THOSE. Bruce 06-22-2005 07:29 PM MDT   Some dick wads release shit like this on April 1st and overnight become 1337, this would have scored 10/10 had you released it on the correct day Note to author: Release stupid retarded maps on April 1st for maximum effect, you become 1337 overnight, people think you are clever and automatically think you are actually 1337 for doing that 1337 13377n33S Note to author: Salman Rushdie tried that by releasing the SATANIC VERSES on April 1st thinking he was 1337, his 1337n33s diminished onced he realised there were people actually more than happy to kill him for his supposed 'moment of 1337N33s' KFH_Foamygal 06-23-2005 01:26 PM MDT Rating: 0   Just yesterday I thought I made the worst map ever. I tried to make it perform as bad as it would go to "avenge" myself on some people that offended me. But this... I had 2 frags and I had to stop or I would*ve suffered an epileptikk shock. That*s not fun anymore to contribute, other curios people might get an epileptikk shock of it, or do I need sorta vintage Sega 3D shutter Glasses to merge the frames?. This one is beyond good taste as well as beyond bad :( Denny 06-24-2005 12:54 PM MDT Rating: 0   I think this map should be removed for the simple fact that it does present a health risk i mean keeping it available almost seems kind of morbid (no offense to Nalicity) The absolute worst map in the history of video games. Mister_Cope 06-24-2005 01:21 PM MDT Rating: 0.5   If the map opens, runs without crashing, and so on, then it is not a 0. REDpittBULL 06-24-2005 05:03 PM MDT   crazy :) fluffymike 06-26-2005 01:42 PM MDT Rating: 1.5   LMAO - I actually didn't find this too painful - I never have music on so can't comment on that, but just tuned my eyes out from the flashing and it was fairly playable - obviously just very boring. But hey, the guy tried to make the most annoying map ever, and I've played far worst - so he failed! Rakiayn 06-27-2005 08:46 AM MDT Rating: 0   this is the worst creation i have ever seen just wenn i downloaded an other map a few weeks ago, i thought it was the most evil map,i was wrong,this map is the most evil,it deserves a 0 this map actually make me want to throw up This map cannot be commented on.