DM-UrbanDistortion
Map Info
	File Name dm-urbandistortion.zip Author Mr.Prophet Gametype UT Deathmatch Date Added 11-30-2004 File Version 1.00 File Size 5.06 mb Player Count 3-7 Map Description This was my first map ever released waaay back in the day. After a long delay and with the help of Neo Nite, I've finally gotten my hands on it. I've uploaded this map so you can all have a good chuckle at my expense. Review Rating 4 User Rating 6 Overall Rating 5.0
Review
Reviewer Gnome and Sapper Awe Score:  1.0/3 Date 08-09-2005 Build Score:  2.0/3 Review Schema Cast Score:  1.0/3 User Point:  +1 Overall Score:  5.0/10 REVIEWER: Gnome and Sapper DATE: Tuesday, August 9th, 2005 TODAY'S MAP WAS PICKED BY: Sapper DM-UrbanDistortion by Mr.Prophet AWE: 1.0 BUILD: 2.0 CAST: 1.0 RECOMMENDED NUMBER OF PLAYERS: 6 RECOMMENDED GAME TYPE: DM ADRENALINE RATING: 3/5 GNOME: Welcome to Urban Distortion. Please deposit all your weapons at the front desk after passing though the metal detector, thank you. SAPPER: So let me get this straight, this company called Urban Distortion Inc., who just happens to have the most absurdly fast and unrealistically high elevators ever constructed, seems to have offices for several famous names in UT society. I wonder what exactly it is they do here. GNOME: I know. They come up with million dollar ideas that don't work and then write them off and get subsidized...genius. THE AWE FACTOR SAPPER: You know, I think more effort was put into putting a nice painting on the wall than actually making the map. GNOME: Really not very impressed here. Varied themes in architecture here. Varied lighting. Variede texturing. Varied kinds of lifts and elevators. I also feel like I should be wearing rainbow colored hair, flip-flops and a big red nose walking around here. THE BUILD GNOME: The high point of this map is the totally awesome soundtrack that came with it that totally doesn't fit the map at all. Sound effects, though also ill-fitting, as used throughout and frequently. Lots of lifts and elevators to play around on. Even a fully functional M60 which of course isn't called an M60 because every author has to have their own name for the same gun. SAPPER: If I got on one of those elevators in real life, I'd be subject to stronger g-forces than astronauts during a space shuttle launch. Seriously, sound doesn't travel that fast. You can't scoot up 70 stories in less than a second. It's just not possible. THE CAST SAPPER: If I ever have to see a bot running back and forth like a 2-year-old pushing elevator buttons over and over again, I can't be held responsible for my actions. GNOME: I think the most frustrating thing was trying to find weapon or moving between levels without getting creamed by campers. OVERALL SAPPER: Actually, I think this map would be better played as a Suicide Match as opposed to a Deathmatch. You know, come in, take your shoes off, look at some pretty pictures and then DIE!!! GNOME: I think you're overreacting. SAPPER: Do you have anything good to say about this map right now? GNOME: Umm...not really, no. SAPPER: Neither do I. See y'all tomorrow.
Map Comments
Charon 11-30-2004 05:26 AM MST   Classification: Psychotic;) (nice picture, Proph, very nice;D) Deceased 11-30-2004 04:05 PM MST Rating: 3.5   i aint liking this one too much.. its like one of those " classic newbie maps " .. big ideas, little skills :/ .. but thats just my opinion. also i found a few errors..some black lines down walls that look like bad brush work :/ ...surely this cant be a real Mr.Prohet map ? .. lol, or am i just missing the whole point of that (rather good) picture ? ..like is it trying to show the map is pants ? hehe. i dunno.. some good ideas and parts in the map. [Edit] My bad. lol, i dont read things.. i just like to go straight inot the action :) .. hehe quillion 11-30-2004 09:22 AM MST   People really should read, the README files:P NeoNite 11-30-2004 11:24 AM MST   Ahaha :O) Glad to see it worked, Mr. Prophet ;-) Mister_Prophet 08-09-2005 08:45 AM MDT   My first map ever made for UT 5 years ago. Uploaded now for amusement value. Feel free to rip on it as much as possible:) Oh my God I can't believe someone actually reviewed it redfist 08-09-2005 02:41 PM MDT   No it's not........or do you mean the "first" map of all your maps? EDIT Well the map does have the word "distortion" in it,so hey. slaskan 12-02-2004 01:05 PM MST   hehe prophet u sore would like online pictionary ;D UArchitect 12-22-2004 07:11 AM MST   can i rip those l33t pillarz plz?..they pwn meh :P Gnome and Sapper 08-10-2005 10:58 PM MDT   Actually, I'm not limiting myself to requested maps. I'm simply reviewing them all. Although Arcadia will probably end up getting all the really good ones...I've had my fair share of nice maps. GTD-Carthage 08-11-2005 08:42 AM MDT   Everyone starts from somewhere... One day: you upload a map with an ugly mis-textured cube with four lights that cause a messy meltdown of illumination with a Redeemer in the middle. Someone goes by and tells you: "You and your maps suck and iz uuugly! Git, outta here, fooj! We don't need n00bz jike you!" Next day: you upload a high-poly uber-laggy uber-nice-assorted-lighting map with a fancy-shmansy name and then someone tells you: "WOW! Dude! j00r m4p pwnz azzez!!! 10 for the hoool thing1!!" Next^2 day: people become scared of you as your name is flashed in a forum. Your name is now used as a spammy thingy for map-download-hub-website ads. XD Commander2 08-15-2005 03:43 PM MDT Rating: 8.5   So shoot me, I think this map is super fun and even more so with realistic weapons or instagib. (The default UT weapons just don't cut it anymore.)