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CTF-Fetlagg | | Map Info |
| | File Name | ctf-fetlagg.zip | Author | StReBeR | Gametype | UT Capture the Flag | Date Added | 05-28-2000 | File Version | 1.00 | File Size | 32 kb | Player Count | Unknown | Map Description | None | Review Rating | -- | User Rating | 0 | Overall Rating | -- |
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| | Map Comments |
| Tresset 01-05-2006 09:42 PM MST | Rating: 0 | | I can't play old UT anymore because of technical difficulties (though I plan to change that some time), but I feel I must warn you all against this map. This may possibly be the worst CTF map, if not just plain worst map, to profane all of Unreal!
It is a huge uh, crater type thing in that it is a hole surrounded by a huge wall (which pretty much marks the border of the map). That is a full description of the architecture!
But it gets worse! Large moving stars of light colors that kind of look like one of these:*, play on the ground and walls of the place. Aside from the moving colors the map is all one texture and a bland brown one at that! The one different texture on the map is the mirror texture which is all over the wall outside the crater's wall and which makes it hard to get a good idea of the map's shape...or where the heck you are/are going. And, if I remember correctly, there are quite a few HOMs as well. All this put together is bound to give you a headache/make you nausiated/give you a seizure! In that way it is comparable to DM-headake!
You think that that is enough to make it the worst map of all time? Well, it gets worse. Gameplay is nonexistent. No I change that. This map has actually found a way to defy the laws of reality by generating anti-gameplay! As you can imagine, what with the description of the unnatural thing so far, it has no gameplay to begin with. Well, the mapper has actually found a way to make it worse. There are only five weapons in this map: Your startup weapons, redeemers, and sniper rifles (no ammo). And how many of these two weapons? Not one of each. Not two of each. One large group of 50+ redeemers in the middle of the map and 8+ groups of 500+ sniper rifles each. The rifle groups are not confined to the ground either, but are floating in mid air as well. There are so many of those rifles that it looks like a HOM or something, but it's not! As far as I'm concerned, if you played this map, then you have seen a locust swarm! And as for the flag "bases" they are on opposite sides of the inside of the crater. Each of these bases has, not one flag, not two flags, not 10 flags, but 60+ flags! And to top it off, there is no bot programming!
If you look at the readme you can tell the mapper's attitude toward his twisted creation. Half the stuff in the readme is a lie. The mapper obviously made this to be a bad map, even without reading the readme, and succeeded beyond his wildest dreams!
It is like DM-headake but worse in the physical pain it causes. It is like DM-Stimulating but worse in the mental and emotional pain it causes. It is an abomination that can only be described as: FETLAGG!
| Corey(:K256:) 01-06-2006 12:42 PM MST | | well... I didn't expect better from 32kb
| redfist 01-07-2006 02:41 AM MST | | antigameplay LoL
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