DM-UnearthlyPillar
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	File Name dm-unearthlypillar.zip Author Pika2_42 Gametype UT2k3 Deathmatch Date Added 12-05-2002 File Version 1.00 File Size 3.57 mb Player Count 2-4 Map Description None Review Rating -- User Rating 1 Overall Rating --
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HYBRIDakMAURICE 12-10-2002 01:21 PM MST Rating: 0   WTF is this kind of crap ? they put this on the site but my BR-The_Pit.br not...thats so corrupt Gus 12-10-2002 02:03 PM MST Rating: 0   Dont even bother d/ling the screen pic is exactly what you get. Fog in 2k3 is bad enough but this map makes it worse. The Green animated texture/fog makes it nearly impossible to See anything or anyone /shortcut_trash Magaera 12-11-2002 02:05 AM MST Rating: 0   Yuck. In all ways. Agent X 12-17-2002 10:06 AM MST Rating: 0   crap, and fog is crap too The_Real_Meneer_Aard 06-03-2003 02:24 PM MDT Rating: 3   well here is what happened. Pika2_42 was walking around in Amsterdam, for some reason he had decided to go to holland. After he went past the famous Van Gogh Museum, he thought it would be fun to enjoy some dutch folklore. So he went to a coffeeshop and bought a big joint (Jamaican Weed)and a cup of turkish tea (you know the stuff that makes you sick).. Hey, dont quit! now comes the cool part. In this coffeeshop there were no empty tables, and at one of them Pika2_42 saw a donkey and a guy named Aahz talking about white maps. "what a gruesome idea", Pika2_42 thought "You must be severely ... to do such a thing!". At the other end of the coffeeshop he saw an table with only one seat occupied. at this table there was a guinea pig with a pair of sunglasses on. The steel knuckles at his both hands revealed that he was an frequent coffee shop visitor. Pika2_42 decided to sit next to him. The guinea pig asked him: "Aye, I make You an Offer You Cant Refuse". What a weird situation, Pika2_42 thought. That guinea pig must be a very poor one to say such nonsense. "Whats The Matter" he said. "I would like to be a mapper", the guineapig sayd, with the weird english of an intoxicated brain. "but my paws are too small, i cant do it! Help me and you can join the Dark Side of the Force". Pika2_42 felt pity for it and decided to help him. the weed started working on him too and soon they were talking about an fiery orb located above, well nothing at all... All of a sudden... You're still reading, huh? All of a sudden an big UFO (model Independance day with fuel injection and pilot side airbag) landed outside the coffeeshop. an alien stepped out in a fiery blaze of white light. the alien bought a joint too, sat beside the two new friends and helped them on their plan for the map. The alien happened to have a Toshiba laptop (without airbags, sorry) with him and the three intoxicated friends began working on this state of map artt. there was eve a custom music from the aliens laptop available so that one was put in right away. they named themself 'Billy and the Buckshot Brothers' and hoped to become a great team of mapmakers. But... Pika2_42 decided to take the credit of thei wondrous map creation for himself. he grabbed the laptop, hit the guineapig and ran away, while posting it on nalicity. the alien grabbed his small arm and fired a sjaljasgbfugsv beam through Pika2_42 cranium (which hurts) the final result could not be claimed again bij de alien and the guineapig since they didn't know Pika2_42 's password... Well that is how this ended up on Nali. Dont be harsh to this map. it sucks but it was born from noble feelings, and comradeship. thus i giveth a 3.