|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
DM-Larachouse | | Map Info |
| | File Name | dm-larachouse.zip | Author | Chris Airey | Gametype | UT Deathmatch | Date Added | 05-28-2000 | File Version | 1.00 | File Size | 615 kb | Player Count | 6-12 | Map Description | None | Review Rating | 1 | User Rating | 2 | Overall Rating | 1 |
| NC2 map imported without screenshot. | | | Review |
| Reviewer | neko | Overall Score: | 1/10 | Date | NC2 03-23-2001 |
Yes, the heroine of Tomb Raider gets her own UT map, modeled after her house. And if my home looked like this, I'd want to run away to the Andes and shoot wildlife too.
There is literally nothing here indicative of technical merit. Few if any of the (ugly and pixilated) textures are aligned properly. There are no bot paths. The stair steps are higher than the player can jump, and require jump boots to climb. Lighting is either fullbright or completely dark. Two windows are missing textures, giving big huge HOM effects. The .zip file includes a 100k jpeg of the level, yet the map itself doesn't include a preview shot. Excited yet?
If Lara Croft were real instead of a bunch of polygons designed by a pedophile in order to excite teenage boys, she'd probably be considering a libel suit right about now.
|
| |
| | Map Comments |
| N0body | Rating: 0 | | 0h no, its too fucking ugly
| Bubb05 | Rating: 1 | | That doesn't make any sense a pedophile wouldn't have designed Lara Croft, they would have designed a little kid.
| roxy | Rating: 9 | | bubba05 is right a pedophile would not have created Lara Croft. Maybe that word doesn't mean what you think it means.
| ||XaRUs|| | Rating: 0.5 | | BUUUHHH I hate that map !!! BUHAHAH
| ayJay | Rating: 0.5 | | Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Completely unplayable, no scale whatsoever. Stick to giving your right hand a workout, whoever made this rubbish.
| ZombieĀ§ 02-17-2003 12:44 AM MST | Rating: 0 | | DAMN HE'S GOT GOOD DRUGS TO BE BUILDING SUCH #HIT!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|