DM-KittyNipDreams
Map Info
	File Name dm-kittynipdreams.zip Author Unknown - Unable to detect Gametype UT Deathmatch Date Added 07-11-2001 File Version 1.00 File Size 1.01 mb Player Count 16-16 Map Description None Review Rating 3 User Rating 6 Overall Rating 4.0
Review
Reviewer Gnome and Sapper Awe Score:  1.0/3 Date 02-21-2006 Build Score:  1.5/3 Review Schema Cast Score:  0.5/3 User Point:  +1 Overall Score:  4.0/10 DM-KittyNipDreams by Who knows? Who cares? AWE: 1.0 BUILD: 1.5 CAST: 0.5 ADRENALINE RATING: 1/5 RECOMMENDED NUMBER OF PLAYERS: 12-16 SAPPER: Forget our last map review. Forget bizzare. Let's move on to absolutely sickening. GNOME: Before we begin, let us first inform you that because of certain elements of the map that have spectators stuck to the roof, we didn't feel it necessary to make more than one screenshot. I'm guessing maybe that's why the author choice to substitute the unusual cat and dogs photo instead. SAPPER: Right. Simply put, you do NOT want to play this map. Take our word for it. THE STORY GNOME: Imagine my voice as a deep almost movie trailer monologue type of voice. Ahem. In a world...where Weird Al Yankovic rules with a magic scepter in one hand and a roll of toilet paper in another. In a place...where everything you thought you knew is wrong. In a time...when refusing drugs and alcohol is a capital crime. Warner Bros. Pictures would like to forget they ever endorsed: Kitty Nip Dreams. THE AWE FACTOR GNOME: Well...where to begin? SAPPER: We have no comment. GNOME: We have no comment? SAPPER: We have no comment. GNOME: Okay...we have no comment. THE BUILD GNOME: ... SAPPER: Don't look at me. I'm saving all my cursories for the end. GNOME: I'm not really sure how to describe this map. It is an incredibly long rusted steel warehouse with a tree in the middle. It is built in the realm where the laws of physics do not apply. But there is plenty of sound. The best part of this map is wandering around listening to all the interesting sounds the author felt necessary to put in. Most of these sound can be heard at either end of the map or in the middle. SAPPER: I like the morbid music track included. For all the mappers out there, it might be worth the download just to get the Dusk.umx music track. THE CAST SAPPER: Drugs like marajuana and cocaine may have you feeling antsy, but injesting catnip will have you and your body parts jumping up and down. For whatever reason, the coding behind this map has weapons, armor, weapon blasts and bodyparts jumping up and down endlessly. GNOME: Flow is non-existent because after a minute or two you'll get sick and stop playing. Some reasons why? You'll find yourself wasting ammo shooting at jumping pickups that you can't kill. You'll be looking around in your pack for a flashlight while someone else comes up and kills you. You'll start thinking you're in a dream and start knocking your head against a wall trying to wake up. OVERALL GNOME: I don't think there's any more to be said. SAPPER: It used to be fun making fun of like this.
Map Comments
Kantham 01-15-2005 11:30 PM MST   heH? Sicko Teddy 01-17-2005 11:44 AM MST   Is that how your level looks like!? you made dog models and an active cat model!? WOW! and they look so real ! LOL a MUST DL map (if it was true screenshot of the level) LOL what a joker! @VErtigo- well it's not turned toward your map creation anyway! :) Vertigo 01-16-2005 06:17 PM MST   @sicko teddy : dude my sarcasmmeter just exploded :P Agent X 11-07-2005 03:50 PM MST Rating: 10   Screenshot = user on pot... weapons & bodies bouncing in map = user on crack... finding an esr = user in rehab. Some maps money cant buy, but for everything else, there's mastercard. :/ Ironblayde 02-21-2006 10:20 PM MST   Actual map contains no kitties. I feel cheated. Rakiayn 02-25-2006 03:26 PM MST   this is one of these rare kind of maps like dom-britney the same weirdness Ne0-XaN 03-04-2006 07:36 PM MST Rating: 4   ..I give it a 4 for at least giving me a good laugh its a wonder what combinations of certain drugs and UED can do these days. FreedomSR 03-10-2006 09:19 PM MST Rating: 4.5   you're kidding me right? a 7?