| Coyote | Rating: 6 | |
I'm caught in a trap ... I can't walk out ... Because I fragged you too much, baby ... Why can't you see ... What you're doing to me ... When you don't believe in good map-making ...
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| Twrecks | Rating: 3 | |
Was my review really that bad?
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| Nightmare | Rating: 0 | |
I don't know why I am even wasting time writing this. Someone pass me a rope so I can hang myself with it.
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| Agent X | Rating: 0 | |
It looks uglier than my first map in that screenshot.
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| NoBoDyNoPrOoF | Rating: 0 | |
I.....I....I.....I was told not to say anything if it wasn`t nice so try again
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| frag_master][ | Rating: 1 | |
this map is DREK !!!!!!
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| Lustmord | Rating: 0.5 | |
ehh.. uhhh... hmmm... (various retching and gagging noises).. no.
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| DarkSyndicate | Rating: 0 | |
Okay...Zero...Zilch...Notta...Go fuck yer goat somewhere else. This map just...sucks!
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blabla
12-27-2002 02:41 PM MST | Rating: 0 | |
LOL
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ditariel
01-18-2003 12:43 AM MST | Rating: 1 | |
I've never even OPENED UnrealEd, and I know in my soul that I can do better.
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rauchster
04-28-2003 04:50 AM MDT | Rating: 0 | |
WTF!!!!!
An invincible squid... (I fired 48 rockets, 50 flak shells, and 1 redeemer from above at it, all but a couple of flak grenades hit it)
About 50 traps... (Found each one the hard way)
Flashing lights... (I almost had 5 seizures trying to play this course)
Absolutely ****** graphics... (Just ******)
No flow to it... (I was lost for about 5 minutes, found another room, lost again. Of course about 2 minutes of that was spent respawning)
The only good thing about this was... was... was... (fill in the blank here, if you can find anything.)
I have millions of questions for the author of this piece of cr*p, but I'll only ask two.
One: If you design something like this again, do us a favor, and never submit. We don't need something this ****** taking up space on a server.
Two: Were you drunk when you designed this? Wait, sorry, you must have been drunk and high.
Sorry to insult you, but you deserve it.
And Coyote: A 6!!! What are you thinking!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The_Real_Meneer_Aard
05-08-2003 11:52 AM MDT | Rating: 0 | |
Dear author
cool music (blech)! Author how did you put it in into the editor (blech)? and those wonderful brushes, beauty and simplicity combined(blech). those movers and the incredible hall of mirrors idea (blech). i actually havent found all the rooms because the map was soo big (blech). and the wonderful sense of humour in the decoration you added and the traps(BLECH). Make more of this or teach me to do so(BLECH I think that was my complete lunch for today)
Yours sincerely
The_Real_Meneer_Aard
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SirTahngarth
06-17-2003 09:54 PM MDT | Rating: 0 | |
it would be nice if a GOOD map could be a comment magnet like this one....
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todeshexe
06-18-2003 01:24 PM MDT | Rating: 0 | |
It's amazing after what?...3 years that this map was out? People still make a comment on it...
And how peculiar it is when someone makes a bad map the reaction is a chain-reaction of bad comments, makes you wonder if by any chance UT players really like bad maps and actually d/l them just for the fun of making a bad comment over a bad map...
How sweet humanity can be...
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Shao
06-18-2003 03:16 PM MDT | Rating: 0 | |
Holy CRAP!
You die in 3 sec.
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Tomlord
09-30-2003 11:45 AM MDT | Rating: 1 | |
Yeepee! Cool map! Very very nice! Good arsenal, nice textures and very good lighting. Some greates improvments and great work with map! Oh sorry......I comment another map, that i want comment. I want coment one map which is sooooooo nice and good.....NOT LIKES YOUR FOOL!!!!!
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Smeerkat
11-02-2003 06:05 PM MST | Rating: 1 | |
Quote by ditariel: "I've never even OPENED UnrealEd, and I know in my soul that I can do better."
LMAO!
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Taydawg
11-13-2003 07:58 PM MST | Rating: 3 | |
Damn... ok lets get this damn comment over with
Death dungeon - - - rating 3.0
MUSIC [] no pass
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First, lets settle with the music. The music is weird when it first starts up. it sounds like static hell. it begins to make sense. then it repeats. you say: what the f***? Music is a no on this map
Level layout [V] semipass
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The idea in some of the areas of this map are neat. i espesically liked the little globe of hell. its interesting. most of the rest of the map layout is sad. though i say the sniperrifle area makes me feel like indiana jones... why is there a teleporter there anyway?
Thought [] no pass
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Traps : good in one area and used sparingly. s*** if overly used as seen in this map. too many maps in too small an area.
The squid... oh my god... immortal squid unless you translocate the b4S7AR|). bad idea
too many shafted places... the open blue area that looks waterlike could have bot support i guess.
AT least he tried[V] Pass
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^^^^^^^READ ABOVE^^^^^^^^
overall, [] not a passing grade
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Overall the map is sad. over usage of traps and other stuff. music is b***hy after a while, and the level gets too aggrevating... hovever this map is compatible with LMS(if it is even liked anymore).
I know i didnt hit on all of the points, but ... ugh. i dont feel like doing this right now...
for a better understanding of how i feel console CTF-andBLACTION.
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darkjaxx
11-14-2003 09:13 AM MST | Rating: 0 | |
ehm?
O_o ...
(Do not drink whiskey before you Edit
And plz, why do ya submit this? U should look to Ultimum or Augustmoon or something else like that)
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BlazeR
07-09-2004 06:43 AM MDT | Rating: 10 | |
i looved it :D
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Fordy
07-09-2004 12:46 PM MDT | Rating: 0 | |
I didin't
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daspadger
10-16-2004 11:58 PM MDT | |
Oh noes! Lolman made a level!
www.lolman.tk if you dont know who he is.
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Defeat
02-26-2005 01:20 AM MST | |
Where's the squid?
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Nautilus Echoes
03-06-2005 07:27 PM MST | Rating: 0 | |
After 5 years I still haven't downloaded this piece of shit!! but you know, this gay faggy limp bizzo could use a little easel wax because i love lemonade bitch!!
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Dage00
03-22-2005 02:33 PM MST | Rating: 0.5 | |
no,i dont like this at all
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Evil Snack
03-23-2005 06:41 PM MST | Rating: 1 | |
DUNGEON LIFE.
By Evil Snack.
Entry 5058693, code 320, John Malworth.
Day 1.
I was working in the quarry with about a hundred other workers when a hole opened in the ground and we were all taken into a pit miles below the ground. We have met the Warden, a sadistic jailor who will punish harshly anyone who even slightly disobeys. I wonder what will happen to us...
Day 2.
Today the Warden killed three of the other prisoners..He seems to not only like being cruel but he seem to like the pain....
Day 6.
It has been a while since I have written because I have been recovering from the injuries I was given when I was caught out of line...I will escape, even if it means the life of my fellow prisoners.
Day 8. My fellow prisoners and I have formed an escape plan...We only need to convince the other prisoners and we can do it!
Day 9.
FREEDOM!!!! AT LAST!!!! We killed the sadistic Warden and are now escaping. I am worried though, he laughed while he was dying....
Day 10.
I now know why he was laughing. He knew that we would never escape the insane amount of traps!!!
Already 5 of us have died!
Day 17.
Three other prisoners and I are the only ones left out of a hundred others. I don't think we'll make it out of here alive.
Day 19.
I am now the only one left as the other three fell into a spike trap yesterday. I keep hearing these strange growlings as well.........
Day 21.
I am surprised I am still alive. I have narrowly avoided being killed at least ten different times.
The thing that concerns me most is the growling.
It has been getting closer and closer.
END OF JOURNAL.
This journal was found upon the dead and mangled body of John Malworth. He was found in the Squid Cage ten years after the last entry.
The moral of the story is: Don't work in quarries with evil maniacs under them. And this map is almost unplayable.
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GTD-Carthage
03-23-2005 06:50 PM MST | |
Traps aren't for a DM map. It could have been better for BT.
Wait!
Another Log book was found! It was found beside the decayed bones of the dead Warden. The book was entitled "My Evil Jounral". Written below was also it's creator, "by Unknown - None Given"
I won't dare read such...
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