Player load: 6-10

The only thing involving any sort of terror in this assault map is the fact that Blackdemon had the idea that this is a complete work. Well, folks, I have some good news, and some bad news.

First the bad news. Pull up a chair for this one...um, yeah, you're probably already sitting...anyway, to start off, I pressed F3 as soon as the map loaded up and nobody had actually started yet. Unfortunately, there were no objectives to be had. In fact, not even the readme said a lick of info about the map. A possible sign of things to come...

I pressed the button to get things rolling, and I was blessed with the "splurgs" and "splats" of everyone getting telefragged from spawning at the exact same starting point. A bad sign that means it only gets worse from here.

After everyone was spread out enough, the first onslaught of the opposing team fell upon us. Amidst the dark field, a five on five skirmish takes place, and in about 30 seconds, it's over. Afterwards, my bots and I ran around stocking up for the raid. Even though the bots were instructed to attack, they just ran around in the same area not making any progress. Eventually, one of them snapped and starting slaying the nalis and their nali cows in the pasture behind us. I can relate to their frustration, as I had no idea where to go for about two minutes. When I finally realized there was a path in a room past a nearly pitch black area, I ran for it, only to be even more frustrated by the fact that there are invisible pits of lava, masked by a steel floor. Argh! When I learned that this was there, I jumped over it, headed down the descending hallway, and got blasted by the stationary gun placement. When making it past that point, I fell into another invisible lava pit! Now I'm at the point where I want to give this the worst and most negatively biased review imaginable...but instead, I set myself to God mode and stomped my way through the useless bots, hosing down the Unreal classic creatures shoved into this map. I eventually figured out that I had to shoot this thing that's underwater.

The defense presents NO challenge. Why??? Because the attacking team of bots never leaves the first friggin' area! To make matters worse, the Unreal creatures still attack you, and only you when inside your own base!

What's the good news, you ask? Now you know not to download this.

No music or ambient sounds either, but then again, who cares at this point?